PoKéM Ipsum

What is Pokem Ipsum?

Pokem Ipsum is the lorem ipsum generator Pikachu would use if Pikachu wrote code.

Does Pikachu write code?

Probably not, to be honest.

But didn't Pikachu graduate from computer school with First Class Honors?

Sources cannot confirm nor deny whether Pikachu has a degree in programming or even access to a computer.

Couldn't Pikachu power a computer?

Quite possibly, but where would the computer come from?

Pikachu could use its abilities for evil by performing Thunder Shock on all staff at the Apple Store and taking a MacBook Pro.

That seems both preposterous and illegal.

But..!

Look, we're going off-topic here. Let's return to Pokem Ipsum.

Okay! Where should I use Pokem Ipsum?

Wherever you like! Try using Pokem Ipsum in your next website, academic paper, love confession or enraged letter to the local newspaper.

Can you give me a sample, as I'm too lazy to click on the button above?

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How can I contact you? I want to yell at you.

You can send me praise or angry criticism here.

Can you write me a poem?

Yes, of course. Here's a little something I came up with earlier.

Is it weird that some people have an internal monologue and others don't?

Yes, very.

What's the best flavour of milkshake?

Caramel, then vanilla.