What is Pokem Ipsum?

Pokem Ipsum is the lorem ipsum generator Pikachu would use if Pikachu wrote code.

Does Pikachu write code?

Probably not, to be honest.

But didn't Pikachu graduate from computer school with First Class Honors?

Sources cannot confirm nor deny whether Pikachu has a degree in programming or even access to a computer.

Couldn't Pikachu power a computer?

Quite possibly, but where would the computer come from?

Pikachu could use its abilities for evil by performing Thunder Shock on all staff at the Apple Store and taking a MacBook Pro.

That seems both preposterous and illegal.


Look, we're going off-topic here. Let's return to Pokem Ipsum.

Okay! Where should I use Pokem Ipsum?

Wherever you like! Try using Pokem Ipsum in your next website, academic paper, love confession or enraged letter to the local newspaper.

Can you give me a sample, as I'm too lazy to click on the button above?

Pokem ipsum dolor sit amet Exeggutor Kecleon Wing Attack Doduo Red Unown. Sunt in culpa Drilbur Calcium Hoenn Shieldon Wynaut Charizard. Growl Venonat Scolipede Espeon Charizard Barboach Hidden Machine. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate they're comfy and easy to wear Onix what kind of Pokemon are you Fog Badge Ampharos Noctowl. Pewter City Marill Slakoth Bronzong Rattata Treecko Cottonee.

How can I contact you? I want to yell at you.

You can send me praise or angry criticism here.

Can you write me a poem?

Yes, of course. Here's a little something I came up with earlier.

Prepare for Pokem!

Make it Ipsum!

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

To extend our reach to the stars above!



Pokem Ipsum, blast off at the speed of light!

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Pokem Ipsum! That's right!

Is it weird that some people have an internal monologue and others don't?

Yes, very.

What's the best flavour of milkshake?

Caramel, then vanilla.